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blueapplesiren:
“The 21st Century ritual of the Earth Sandwich, where in two people on opposite sides of the earth place a piece of bread on the ground, creating a sandwich with the entire planet as its contents. Truly, a beautiful ceremony...

blueapplesiren:

The 21st Century ritual of the Earth Sandwich, where in two people on opposite sides of the earth place a piece of bread on the ground, creating a sandwich with the entire planet as its contents. Truly, a beautiful ceremony symbolizing the interconnected nature of the modern world.

ladyshinga:

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queeryiddishkeit:

millennial-review:

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I need to put this on a tee shirt.

good-and-colorful:
“jeantes:
“ When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.
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The exclamation point is a nice touch!
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good-and-colorful:

jeantes:

When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.

The exclamation point is a nice touch!

random-chaos-thoughts:

not-your-pussikat:

jaubaius:

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Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.

palmer:

segamascot:

palmer:

segamascot:

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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ellevandersneed:

Happy Feet is the story of an lil autistic dude who stimmed so good he caused a reformation in the church

thebreakfastgenie:

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I think people treat AO3 like it’s much more important than it is but I believe in free speech so deeply that I think protecting silly speech is just as important, especially because it’s not a zero sum game, we’re not grabbing a limited number of websites while fleeing the burning internet. Not compromising protection for silly speech only strengthens protection for serious speech.

People will talk about obscenity as a slippery slope but I think insignificance is too. Like, okay, Supernatural fanfiction isn’t culturally important, but do you really want protection to be conditional on some subjective definition of importance?

god4bid:

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mukash227:

chanelmakeupbag:

Trauma explains behavior — it does not excuse behavior.

Thank you. Cause im tired of ppl not being brave enough to heal

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

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for protection against mosquitos but honestly a serve

casualcarpetshark:

Text saying 'First Dinosaur era crab discovered - Fully preserved in 100 million year-old amber', followed by pictures of a small crab in a piece of amber.ALT

BOW DOWN TO THE ANCIENT ONE

amphibizzy:

tabboty:

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depression creature

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freddieandersen:

biotechwitch:

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the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

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liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

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liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE